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Mechanism Monday

Mon 2026-06-22 · T2-T3 thread + PM
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Mon 09:00 ET · Thread 1/3
Deposit pair. Counterparty wires premium to your wallet the second the vault matches. No oracle, no multisig, no governance vote between you and the cash. Match = settled. (1/3)
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Mon 09:30 ET · Thread 2/3
Five steps: create, deposit, fixed claims, accrual, settle. Your deposit becomes the V3 position. Counterparty wires the premium and collects every fee the pool prints until settle. (2/3)
Mon 10:00 ET · Thread 3/3 · text-only
Once both sides fill, the clock runs itself. No rebalancing, no TWAP-and-pray. Tomorrow: who actually sits on the variable seat, and why. (3/3)
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Mon 14:00 ET · Quote-tweet
Premium hits the wallet the day the vault matches. Code does the rest.

Two Sides Tuesday

Tue 2026-06-23 · P2 persona pair
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Tue 09:00 ET · Fixed Freddy · 1 of 2
Pool quotes 8.4%. Variable side: lottery ticket on that number for the term. Fixed side: same 8.4%, cash today, walk. Same pool. Pick which risk you want.
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Tue 14:00 ET · Variable Val · 2 of 2 · paired
Variable side: no quote, no backstop, no floor. You pay the fixed leg upfront, then keep every bp the pool prints — over, under, all of it. If you wanted yield insurance, you'd buy fixed.

Onchain Wednesday

Wed 2026-06-24 · D1 data drop
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Wed 09:00 ET · Data Drop
[$28,752] paid to LPs since beta open. Wire transfers from variable sides. No emissions, no points. [13] open vaults, [6] chains, [$74,843] outstanding. Pulled today.
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Wed 14:00 ET · Biggest-vault spotlight
Open right now: [pair] on [chain] · [fixed_apr]% fixed · [fill_pct]% filled · [days_remaining] left to deposit · 12.5% perf fee on the variable side at settle.

Thesis Thursday

Thu 2026-06-25 · T3 thread + F1 founder note
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Thu 09:00 ET · Thread 1/4
Casino yield surprises. Bonds don't. We built the bond. (1/4)
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Thu 09:30 ET · Thread 2/4
Things this contract can't do: — Print SFI to cover a shortfall. — Lend out your deposit. — Get upgraded with funds still inside. — Settle on anything but actual pool fees. Nine audits on that code. Five on this exact release. (2/4)
Thu 10:00 ET · Thread 3/4 · text-only
Tokenizing the asset is the easy part. Making it routable, hedgeable, composable — that's the ship. We're not building the yield. We're building what other desks do with it. (3/4)
Thu 14:00 ET · Thread 4/4 · founder note · text-only
Five years. One thing. Through one cycle, two pivots. If you're hearing about us now, mechanics took longer than the marketing. Docs: docs.saffron.finance · Beta: DM. — [FOUNDER_NAME]

Future Friday

Fri 2026-06-26 · S1 single + T3 recap
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Fri 09:00 ET · What's next + CTA
X Layer + Monad went live this week. 6 chains, 10 weeks in. Next up: [INTEGRATION_PARTNER] curator-vault on pre-issued LPs. Target ship: [MONTH].
Fri 14:00 ET · Week recap thread 1/3 · text-only
Week 1, what we covered: Mon — mechanic. Tue — sides. Wed — [$74,843] across [6] chains. Thu — audits, since 2020. Today — 2 new chains, the open list. (1/3)
Fri 14:30 ET · Thread 2/3 · the metric · text-only
Tracking this beta: [PRIMARY_METRIC]. Week 1: [N]. Bar set, reviewing every Friday. (2/3)
Fri 15:00 ET · Thread 3/3 · close · text-only
If a vault filled because of one of these posts, system worked. Same shape Monday, fresh numbers. (3/3)

Shot list · live beta UI

15 captures from the live beta taken today (2026-06-19). Click any to open inline at full res. Use these as secondary attachments on Mon/Tue/Wed posts when the framed-card image isn't enough — the raw UI carries weight the brand chrome can't fake.

W-01 · Landing / stats banner
Wed AM secondary · the live $74,905 / 145 vaults
M-eth · Vault detail · Fixed panel
Mon mechanism · Ethereum example
M-arb · Vault detail · Fixed panel
Arbitrum variant
M-base · Vault detail · Fixed panel
Base variant
M-bnb · Vault detail · Fixed panel
BNB variant
T-eth · Vault detail · Variable panel
Tue Variable Val secondary
T-arb · Vault detail · Variable panel
Arbitrum variant
T-base · Vault detail · Variable panel
Base variant
T-bnb · Vault detail · Variable panel
BNB variant
W-list · Ethereum
All open vaults · this chain
W-list · Arbitrum
Arb open list
W-list · Base
Base open list
W-list · BNB
BNB open list
F-04 · Connect-entry view
First-visitor frame
M-create · Request-vault flow
UI calls it "REQUEST VAULT" now

Before posting · open items

  1. Re-run pull.mjs the morning of. Confirm every [bracketed number] against the fresh output.
  2. Confirm X Layer + Monad are public-announce-OK before Wed's "6 chains" headline ships.
  3. Fill [FOUNDER_NAME], [PRIMARY_METRIC], [INTEGRATION_PARTNER], [ROADMAP_ITEM].
  4. For Wed PM and Fri PM, re-shoot the live vault detail from @saffron so the [pair / apr / fill / days] match the screenshot.